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Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. (Quote by - Mike Royko)

A knuckleball is a curve ball that doesn't give a damn. (Quote by - Jimmy Cannon)

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. (Quote by - Greg)

Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa. (Quote by - Bob Veale)

One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. (Quote by - Robert Benchley)

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere; and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing; and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville- great Casey has struck out. (Quote by - Ernest Lawrence Thayer Casey)

You mix two jiggers of scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. (Quote by - Rocky Bridges)

Don Baylor, New York Yankees DH, on Billy Martin and his predecessor Yogi Berra: Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. (Quote by - Don Baylor)

I like to be against the odds. I'm not afraid to be lonely at the top. With me, it's just the satisfaction of the game. Just performance. (Quote by - Barry Bonds)

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs? (Quote by - Larry Anderson)

There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens. (Quote by - Tommy Lasorda)

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. (Quote by - Yogi Berra)

Jackie was the greatest competitor I ever saw. He didn't win. He triumphed. (Quote by - Ralph Branca)

The clock does t matter in baseball. (Quote by - Herb Caen)

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And do t pray when it rains if you do t pray when the sun shines. (Quote by - Satchel Paige)

No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby. (Quote by - Lou Brock)

Some plays just come out of me, just on instincts. I'll make a play and wonder, How did I do that? (Quote by - Roberto Alomar Baltimore)

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. (Quote by - Joel)

The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. (Quote by - Bob Uecker)

There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o'clock. (Quote by - David Bristol)

All I want out of life, is that when I walk down the street folks will say, There goes the greatest hitter that ever lived. (Quote by - Ted Williams )

You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you too. (Quote by - Roy Campanella)

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? (Quote by - Jim Bouton)

A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz. (Quote by - Humphrey Bogart)

I s no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards. (Quote by - Mike Royko)

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