Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. (Quote by - Max Eastman)

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)

And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp and hound, And curs of low degree. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. (Quote by - Barbara Woodhouse)

Oh, the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is a little lost pup with his tail tucked in! (Quote by - Arthur Guiterman)

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. (Quote by - Jerome K. Jerome)

The more I see the representatives of the people, the more I love my dogs. (Quote by - Alphonse De Lamartine)

There is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; But when we are certain of sorrow in store Why do we always arrange for more? Brothers and sisters I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. (Quote by - Rudyard Kipling)

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. (Quote by - Franklin P. Jones)

Do not disturb the sleeping dog. (Quote by - Alessandro Allegri)

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. (Quote by - Phil Pastoret)

You're only a dog, old fellow; a dog, and you've had your day; But never a friend of all my friends has been truer than you alway. (Quote by - Julian S. Cutler)

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. (Quote by - Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs)

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)