Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. (Quote by - Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced. (Quote by - Elinor Glyn)

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. (Quote by - P. G. Wodehouse)

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. (Quote by - Molly McGee)

They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry. (Quote by - Rose Pastor Stokes)