Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice. (Quote by - Conan O'Brien)

It just offends my sensibility to see all these Meyer lemons out there that no one`s doing anything with. (Quote by - Barry Bachrach)

My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was actually twelve miles from a lemon. (Quote by - Sydney Smith)

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. (Quote by Anna Katharine Green)

Do you know the land where the lemon-trees flower. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Hollywood`s video marketers excel at making lemonade out of lemons. (Quote by - Tom Ada)

You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor! (Quote by - Abe Lemons)

All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!(Quote by - Bart Simpson)

If life brings you lemons, make lemonade. (Quote by - Reece Ritchie)

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. (Quote by - Dale Carnegie)

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good. (Quote by - Alice May Brock)

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed. (Quote by - Sidonie Gabrielle)

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. (Quote by - Ricky Gervais)

We've got a lemon factory and we're turning out 80-85 percent lemons. (Quote by - Albert Shanke)

I'll nurse my lemons along as long as I possibly can. As a last resort, I get out the juice squeezer and freeze the juice. (Quote by - Barry Bachrach)

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. (Quote by - Ian Fleming)