Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close. (Quote by - William T. Davis)

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate. (Quote by - Barbara De Angelis)

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too! (Quote by - John Ruge)

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother. (Quote by - W. Somerset Maugham)

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. (Quote by - Fuller Thomas)

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. (Quote by - Jean Kerr)

In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark. (Quote by - Nicholson Baker)

Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....". (Quote by - Mary Buckley)

A small family is soon provided for. (Quote by - Marvin Kitman)

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. (Quote by - Marie Corelli)

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. (Quote by - Sacha Guitry)

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes. f(Quote by - Clare Boothe Luce)

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. (Quote by - Fred Astaire)

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap. (Quote by - Clarissa Graves)

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. (Quote by - Barbara Kingsolver)

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. (Quote by - Douglas Jerold)

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. (Quote by - Matt Groening)

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. (Quote by - William Dean Howells)

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb. (Quote by - Edward Dahlberg)

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age. (Quote by - Elliot Paul)

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.(Quote by - Margaret Thatcher)

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.(Quote by - Betty Friedan)