Dreams permit each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. (Quote by - William Dement)

Fooey! The porchlight is burnt out, and I can't see whether it's dark outside or not. (Quote by - Dave Beard)

Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

Night's deepest gloom is but a calm; that soothes the weary mind: The labored days restoring balm; the comfort of mankind. (Quote by - Leigh Hunt)

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. (Quote by - Emo Philips)

It is natural not to care about a sister certainly not when she is four years older and grinds her teeth at night. (Quote by - Gertrude Stein)

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger. (Quote by - Heraclitus)

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.' (Quote by - Tina Fey)

I've always said that one night, I'm going to find myself in some field somewhere, I'm standing on grass, and it's raining, and I'm with the person I love, and I know I'm at the very point I've been dreaming of getting to. (Quote by - Drew Barrymore)

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. (Quote by - Al Gore)

At night, when the curtains are drawn and the fire flickers, my books attain a collective dignity. (Quote by - E. M. Forster)

By night an atheist half believes in God. (Quote by - Edward Yound)

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. (Quote by - Malcolm Muggeridge)

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

When they talk of ghosts of the dead who wander in the night with things still undone in life, they approximate my subjective experience of this life. (Quote by - Jack Henry Abbott)

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. (Quote by - Samoan Proverb)

A clear cold morning with high wind: we caught in a trap a large gray wolf, and last night obtained in the same way a fox who had for some time infested the neighbourhood of the fort. (Quote by - Meriwether Lewis)

Make your having dinner out become The Event of the Night, instead of just the beginning. (Quote by - John Walters)

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it. (Quote by - Ernest Hemingway)

The young moon has fed Her exhausted horn With the sunset's fire. (Quote by - Percy Bysshe Shelley)

Research is the name given the crystal formed when the night's worry is added to the day's sweat. (Quote by - Martin H. Fischer)

When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful. (Quote by - Drew Barrymore)

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. (Quote by - Mitch Hedberg)

When people tell me I've kept them up all night, I feel like I've succeeded. (Quote by - Sidney Sheldon)