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The government taxes you when you bring home a paycheck. It taxes you when you make a phone call. It taxes you when you turn on a light. It taxes you when you sell a stock. It taxes you when you fill your car with gas. It taxes you when you ride a plane. It taxes you when you get married. Then it taxes you when you die. This is taxual insanity and it must end. (Quote by - J. C. Watts, Jr.)

Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

When ther s a single thief, i s robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, i s taxation. (Quote by - Vanya Cohen)

We must care for each other more, and tax each other less. (Quote by - Bill Archer)

We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. At least as one man said, ther s one advantage about death; it does t get worse every time Congress meets (Quote by - Erwin N. Griswold)

What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. (Quote by - Thomas Paine)

I s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James. (Quote by - Robert Brault)

You do t pay taxes they take taxes. (Quote by - Chris Rock)

The difference between death & taxes is death doesn't get worse each time Congress meets. (Quote by - Will Rogers)

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. (Quote by - Roger Jones)

I am proud to be paying taxes in the US. I could be just as proud for half of the money though. (Quote by - Arthur Godfrey)

The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away. (Quote by - John S. Coleman)

Taxes grow without rain. (Quote by - Jewish Proverb)

There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some. (Quote by - Martin A. Sullivan)

Be wary of a strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. (Quote by - Robert A. Heinlein)

The difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is the taxidermist leaves the skin. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

But in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. (Quote by - Jonathan Swift)

A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn't have to take a civil service examination. (Quote by - Ronald Reagan)

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money. (Quote by - Revenue Auditor)

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax! (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

The Government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward (Quote by - J M Keynes)

To please universally was the object of his life; but to tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men. (Quote by - Edmund Burke)

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