An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. (Quote by - Johnny Pesky)

In every mess I find a friend, In every port a wife. (Quote by - Charles Dibdin)

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. (Quote by - Brett Favre)

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. (Quote by - Ernest Hemingway)

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth. (Quote by - Ian Holloway)

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving. (Quote by - Dale Earnhardt)

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. (Quote by - Harold MacMillan)

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. (Quote by - Damon Hill)

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. (Quote by - Bella Abzug)

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country. (Quote by - Thomas Love Peacock)

How much the wife is dearer than the bride. (Quote by - Lord George Lyttleton)

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness. (Quote by - William Penn)

One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much. (Quote by - Aaron Spelling)

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

All married women are not wives. (Quote by - Japanese Proverb)

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split. (Quote by - W. C. Fields)

I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people. (Quote by - Desiderius Erasmus)

Lycoris has buried all the female friends she had, Fabianus: would she were the friend of my wife!. (Quote by - Martial)

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. (Quote by - Walter Bagehot)

One man's folly is another man's wife. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. (Quote by - Andrew Jackson)

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food. (Quote by - Willie Aames)