Quote by - Mary Leapor)

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

My wife once described the garden as being ludicrous, which of course it is. But to me, ludicrous is good. (Quote by - Bill Oddie)

I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady. (Quote by - Jackie Kennedy)

If people come to your window and talk to your wife every night, you can't accept it without asking what is happening. (Quote by - Arsene Wenger)

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. (Quote by - Mike Tyson)

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it. (Quote by - Gene Wilder)

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. (Quote by - Socrates)

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. (Quote by - Mike Ditka)

An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband. (Quote by - Booth Tarkington)

My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. (Quote by - Nicholas Sparks)

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. (Quote by - Warren Beatty)

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife. (Quote by - Robert Duvall)

Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me. (Quote by - Elizabeth Gaskell)

Norman [Eric Idle]: Is your wife a..."goer"... eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more...Know what I mean?. (Quote by - Monty Python's Flying Circus)

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

A wife is your life, you married her couse your white. (Quote by - Ashraf Khabbas)

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone. (Quote by - Guru Nanak)

The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with. (Quote by - Sammy Davis, Jr.)

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. (Quote by - John Barrymore)

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. (Quote by - Don Adams)