Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with. - charles dickens
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Then there was the guy who loved his wife so much, he almost told her.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and i gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

As the family goes, so go the children.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Why are wives more dangerous than the mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

By the time you're his
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
~dorothy parker
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Parents used to have lots of children – now children have lots of parents.
Guro hansen helskog
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a public good, not just a private relationship. We have a public stake
In healthy marriages and two-parent families. Our society suffers with the collapse
Of the relationship of the couple who brings a child into the world.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Accept - the secret of a good marriage.
Attraction
Communication
Commitment
Enjoyment
Purpose
Trust
~ Marriage SMS Text Message