Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta ask santa: what will you
Advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: i’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Jeeto yelled at santa: u're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message