SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?
SARDAR : Pata nahi
Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A beautiful lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus…
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do this..?
SARDAR: Main aata hun..Magar pehle sher ko hatao..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar Ne Bus Mai Ek Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hun.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar was smoking infront of his father
Friend: Oye Abbe De Samne Smoking…!
Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na,
Koi Petrol Pump Tey Nahi.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

In a battle sardar was wearing
mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar said:
O jis mein machar nahi ghus sakta
goli kya ghusay gi.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

3 Boys proposing 3 different Girls.
1 boy: Tu meri LAILA,main tera MAJNU!
2 boy: Tu mari Sasi,main tera Punno
Tesra SARDAR tha
Sardar: Tu meri HEER tay main tera VEER.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A sirdar g said 2 a girl:
“Plz Love me!”
The girl said very rudely
“Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon”
Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai
Sardar G Bole”Oye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nahi karte.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message