Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

friend to Sardar:
you are suppose to go to doctor todaya
what happened…?
Sardar replied:
today I am not feeling good.
So I will go tomorrow.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said - I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

K B C Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and
found all people sitting were Sardars
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message