The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with I is …,
we donot use is’ with I
Clever Student: Then why we say, I is a vowel
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
~ Student SMS Text Message

In class room one boy was praying GOD GOD
Teacher: why are you praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that b4 sleeping u must pray GOD GOD.:-)3
~ Student SMS Text Message

If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style…
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident..
If a doctor makes a mistake, It’s an operation..
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…
If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation…
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law…
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention…
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion…
If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory…
If a student makes a mistake, It is a MISTAKE.
~ Student SMS Text Message

If all the Musicians of this world join together and make a sweet Melody to Facilitate Sleep.
They still can't win against our STUDY BOOKS
~ Student SMS Text Message

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
~ Student SMS Text Message

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: Father-in-law.
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
~ Student SMS Text Message

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
~ Student SMS Text Message

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
~ Student SMS Text Message

Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with "I is",
we do not use "is" with "I"
Clever Student: Then why do we say, "I is a vowel"
~ Student SMS Text Message

A Student
Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun! Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son, So Sad, Very Bad! Ur Dad…..!
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don' need it
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, grapes cost $3/lbs, What is my age?
Student: 32 years
Teacher: How Do you Know?
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,
my Mom is a good cook.
~ Student SMS Text Message

When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
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Because no one is up there to catch the ball.
~ Student SMS Text Message

My Nights r going sleepless,
My Days r going useles,
I hv becom speachless,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
"No dear its exam time"
~ Student SMS Text Message

Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.
~ Student SMS Text Message