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Top 10 Christmas Jokes

Posted on: 12-13-2012

1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes...

2. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house

3. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?

Santa's burps

4. What does an electrician get for Christmas?


5. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

6. How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

7. Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

8. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I´┐Żll never part with it!

9. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?


10. Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snow bank.

- Post by Eric Borgos