Finding out the chicken you ate wasn't chicken, it was fried ants on the cob

Finding out the place you ate at wasn't a restaurant

Eating a brain uncooked

Eating a pair of lungs uncooked

Licking a public library's computer keyboard

Licking the inside of a trashcan

Being able to communicate only in song

Being able to communicate only through carrier pigeon

Having a cool job with people you hate

Having a sucky job with people you like

Being really bored for the rest of your life

Being really busy for the rest of your life

Sticking your finger in a light socket

Sticking your finger in a pencil sharpner while on

Having a leg cut off

Having your tongue cut off

Eating Burger King for a month

Eating McDonalds for a month

Not eating at all for a month

Scratching a blackboard

Scratching sandpaper