Dating both

Dating my boss

Dating my boss's wife

Finding a bug in sandwich

Finding a hair in my soup

Being unemployed

Flipping burgers at a fast food

Going blind at a movie

Going deaf at a concert

Getting stood up by your date

Getting turned down for a date

Getting stung by a bee

Getting stung by a jelly fish

Blind date for the Prom

No date for the prom

Stretched socks that fall down

Stretched underpants that ride up

Banging my funny bone

Getting kicked in the groin

Losing all my hair

Losing all my teeth