Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
An art 4 a lover
An accomplishment 4 a bachelor
And a matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Hi, i m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from ………….ground floor
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Do u remember the day we went on a drive,
U put out ur face out of the window,
My dog too put out his face,
Then people shouted, look twins, twins
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message


A day will come
When the whole word will, celebrate:
Your name
Your fame
Your personality
Your thoughts
Your views
But take heart,
April fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

What will you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

What is 143 ??
I love u..
No
I hate u..
No
I miss u..
No
I wish u..
No
143 means:
One hundred & forty three..
Math’s pe dheyan do.. :-)
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Press unlock
And then *
Keypad active.
Now go to
Messages
And then
Inbox.
Now select some
Gud messages
And
Forward to me!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message


Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: i want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: i want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: i want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : i want 2 help bina.
~ Friends Teasing SMS Text Message