Kabhi dost kehte ho,
Kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bewaqt
Neend se jagaa dete ho.
Par jab bhi sms karte ho,
Khuda ki kasam dost!!!
Khushi ka ek lamha aur badha
Dete ho!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Girl-to-boy – aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
Mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-girl – aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
Bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Koi juda ho gaya koi khafa ho gaya.
O my god in wapda walon ko kia ho gaya?
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Wo larki bohat yaad ati hai wo larki bohat yaad ati hai..
Mere ghar k agey kurrey ka dhar lag gaya wo le k nahi jati hai. . .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhr jate hen,
Ap kia jane ap kitne yad ate hen,
Abi b usi mor pe khare hen jahan,ap ne kaha tha
Thehro hum pakoray le k atey hen.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kanjusi ki had b w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Mere bechary dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,
Sms aik b na kr saka w0 zalim d0st,
Masjid k speakr mai pyar ka izhar kr gaya.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena
Jab koi pashto main sawaal kar leta hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke kurkure khaenge....
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet
Bad me to bs qomi trana acha lagta hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Woh larki kitni pyari thi jisko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi jo usnay mujhko maari thi..!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Bholay say ho gai hai agarcha yeh us say baat
Aisi nahi yeh baat, jisay bhool jaiay
Hai kis bala ka photographer sitam zareef
Mayat say keh raha hai zara mukuraiay!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Zindagi to tum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer tumhari kharab nikli,
Tajmahal tum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz tumhari bewafa nikli…!!!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message