Apny dil ka dard hamain bataty kion nahi,
Dosti ka haq hum pe jataty kion nahi,
Mar jao ge aisy he rose laga laga k zor,
Qabz hai to hashmi ispaghol khaty kion nahi
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Taaza kalaam hy janab
Mulahiza ho
Jee
Aik, do, teen, char
Jee janab
Dobara irshad
Ahuun
Aik, do,teen,char
“aa bail mujhe maar.”
Hahahahaha
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mangte hai hum jis ki dua mil jaye
Mere kirdar ko kuch aur jala mil jaye
Isliye roz nikalta hun chuka kar nazrein
Kaash raste mein koi purse para mil jaye.....
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Honto se choo liya
Ahsas ab tak hai
Ankhen nam hain
Aur sanson main aag ab tak hain
Aur kyon na hon..
Khae bhi to hari miraj hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Tumhari yaad me is qadar rotey hyn …
Tumhari yaad me is qadar rotey hyn …
K
K
Parosi bhi humare aansu se kapre bartan dhote hyn. . .
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mujhy apni mehbooba
Se milne ka bara shoq tha
Usey qareeb se dekhney ka bara shoq tha
1 din likh diya khat usko sabar kar k
Dil main armanon ki qabar kar k
Bholi bhali samaj na saki mere pyar ko
De diya khat apne bhai gulzar ko
Meine darya ki 1 bari mooj dekhi
Jab apne pechey gulzar ke fooj dekhi,
Un k maarne se jism se saaz nikal rahe they,
Mun se agley pichley raaz nikal rahey they,
Logon ne kaha kis pe azaab aaya ha,
Dil ne kaha khat ka jawab aaya ha
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Hawa main baitaab urr rahay thay galib.
Wah!! Wah!!
Hawa main baitaab urr rahay thay galib.
Oohhh
Phir.?
Phir kia,
Ruk gai hawa, gir gaye galib..!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
Par afsoos ke….
Loan pass nahi hua…
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Ab main bilkul sharif ho gya hu,
1 larki k bohat karib ho gya hu.
Ab sirf us k pas hi mery dil ki chabi hai,
Wo meri akhri dilruba or aap ki 25vi bhabi hai.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti sms kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagty hain
Mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
Jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
Is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte ha
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Mere dil, jiger, kidney, liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message