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Roses r red,
Violets r blue,
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
You will find me there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at you.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Newtons 2nd law of romance
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
Directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
The direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance
~ Funny SMS Text Message

What is attitude?
3 ants saw an elliphant coming.
1st ant:v wl break his leg.
2nd ant:v wl kill him.
3rd ant: leave him dude, he is alone v r three...
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A young woman who was worried about
Her habit of biting her fingernails
Was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
Had totally cured her nervousness.
“no,” she replied, ”
But now i can reach my toe-nails so i bite them instead.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Astronomers say
“the universe is finite…”
Which is a comforting
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave things
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Man 1:
“I'm always delighted
When people stick their
Noses in my
Man 2:
“why, what do you do?”
Man 1:
"I own a company that makes
tissues” ;->
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Teacher: Bobby, give me a sentence starting with “i”.
Bobby: i is ……
Teacher: no, Bobby. Always say, “i am.”
Bobby: all right… “i am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
Up and does not stop until u get into the office…
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Wife running after a garbage truck:
Am i too late for the garbage?
Hubby following her yelled: not yet.
Jumpppp innnn fastttt.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

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