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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. -- harry s. Truman
~ Funny SMS Text Message

The most effective
Way 2 remember
Ur wife’s birthday
Is 2 forget it once.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Think big.
Think positive.
Think smart.
Think beautiful.
Think great.
I know, that is too much for u,
So here is a shortcut.
Just think about me!
~ Funny SMS Text Message


Wonderfull couples in this world
Heart & beats
Night & moon
Music & songs
Roses & love
Fish & water
My sms & ur smile
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A: did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: that's impossible. Whose baby?
A: an elephant's.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Sorry, but i can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.
Job applicant: that’s all right.
In fact i’m just the right person in this case.
You will see, i won’t be of much help anyway!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Q: when does the (english) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: at christmas time, because it is the time of noel. (no l)
~ Funny SMS Text Message

God thought that since
He couldn’t b everywhere
He made a mother.
Then devil thought that
He couldn’t be everywhere
He made a mother-in-law.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

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