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Q: what did the gangster’s son
Tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: dad they questioned me for 3 hours
But i never told them anything.”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

N o t h i n g
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T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Hold on, man.
We don’t go anywhere with
“scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,”
Or “forbidden” in the title.
- from Scooby-Doo

Teacher : what do you call a person
Who keeps on talking when
People are no longer interested?
Pupil: a teacher.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

We will now upgrade your brain,
Please wait….
Still searching….
No brain found…!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

What is height of stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost,
U know what's wrong?
U r suffering from lack of vitamin "me"
Good night
~ Funny SMS Text Message

What is education...?
Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Employer: “in this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “i’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
They said I was responsible.”

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