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Good resolutions are simply checks
That men draw on a bank
Where they have no account.
Happy new year.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love;
The running across fields into your lover’s arms
Can only come later when
You’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

An aeroplane asks a rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The rocket replies you will know the pain
When they put fire at your back!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2: your dog bites?
Man1: no
Man2: sits and the dog bites!
Man2: angrily, you said he does not bite!
Man: that is not my dog.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

What happens when
The elephant sat on
The mercedes car … ???
Everyone knows
“the mercedes bends” ;->
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“heads, i go to sleep.”
Tails, i watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study:
~ Funny SMS Text Message

He said… do u love me just coz
My father left me a fortune?
She said… no stupid, i’d love u no matter
Who left you the money!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Life is 10% of what happend to you
And 90% of how you respond to it!
So think before you respond.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

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