Husband:agar mere hatth me sarakar ho to mein desh ki taqdir badal dunga
Wife:tum pahle apna payjama badal lo subha se ulta pehna hua h
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Aik jagah b.a ki degree ki sale ho rahi thi,
Aik admi ghoray se utra bhaga hua gya or aik degree li or bola bhai aik or degree meray ghoray k liay bhi de do,
Saleman bola janab ye degree sirf gadhon k liay hai.
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Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,
Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..
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Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho premika:dhokla.
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Sheru arpita se bola -
“bhai aaj to chay pine ka maja aa gaya.”
Arpita ne kaha- “uncle ji, agar billi
Ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maja aata.”
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

1 murgi market gai ek ande ki dukan pe aur kaha 1 anda dena.
Shopkeepar: ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi: mere pati ne kaha ke 2 rs ke liye tum apna figure kharab mat karo.
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Teachar- "agar batti" ka muhaavra banao
Santa-agar batti chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai..
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Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz rs.50 ki dawa
Le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-ok mai kal se
Tumhe 40rs ki dawa duga
10rs ka faida hoga..
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Thakur: theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.
Vada kar?.
Roz ?potti? Dhone tu ayega. . . . . .
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