Musharraf jb mein paida hua to 60 topen chali thi..
Santa- kamal hai! Sabka nishana chook gaya?
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Girl-mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs sunaye
Sam-tussi husbend chaddlo fm radio le lo
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Dev das ne paro ke ghar ke samne susu kar dia.
Paro ne pucha:ye tumne kya kiya
Dev bola:gum itna jyada tha ki aansu ne apna rasta badal diya
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A hindi man goes to the ashram of desi baba ji and says: i can't concentrate on puja (prayer). Tell me some way.
Baba ji: send that girl puja to me, i will try to concentrate on her.
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Phonebook dilemma
Why are there no phone books in china?
Becoz there r so many wing's nd wong's,
They are afraid you'll wing the wong number.
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Tumhare brain ki x-ray report aa gayi hai.
10g mitti 10g kankar-pathar 25 type k kidi-mkode,5g makdi k jale n 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai...!
Mujhe laga khali hoga..
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Munna : yaar circuit ,ye gandhiji har note me haste kuy rehte hai?
Circuit:simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga......
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Santa: main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per sher tha.
Banta: phir kya hua?
Santa: maine sher se kaha, “pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
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Two married friends rahul and rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,
Rahul: wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
Rohan: kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…
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1 pathan ne jali note banaya orr quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan bola:
Ye quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay...=p;->
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ipl junoon-
Wife tv par match dekh rahi thi.
Husband smart ban ke aaayaa aur bola-
'Darling mekesa lag raha hu?'
Tabhi wife zorse chillay
Chakka!!!!!!!!!
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Son: mom,papa bahut sharif he
Mom: wo kaise beta
Son: papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
To apni ek aankh
Bandh kar lete he
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Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab bomb gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"nahi..!Wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola
"thaaa"
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Janwaro ki party m chuha char peg lagakr set tha
Billi -- agar aaj party na hoti to mai tujhe kha jati
Chuha-- ja chali ja nhi to log khenge ki daru p kar janani koot di ..
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Santa:yaar tune apni biwi ko talak kyu diya?
Sardar:yaar wo badi character less thi.shaadi mujhse ki aur baccha bhagwan se mangti thi
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