Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon
Nahi liya…? Socho…?
Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. .
Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,
Tumko kya lena dena hai.
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Santa:aisi jindagi se to maut achhi.
Achanak yamdut ayaaur bola:tumari jan lene ka hukam he.
Santa:lo batoa aab insan majak bhi nahi kare..
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Kbc me amitabh- wat's ur father's name??
Santa- [kuch bola nahi]
Amitabh- jawaab dijiye!
Santa- sir option to dijiye!! ;-)
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Pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor k pas dawa lene gaye dr. Ne dawa di to pujari ne puchha parhej kya karu? Dr bola bas shankh jor se mat bajana....
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Teacher:aasman me udne wali cheez ande deti hai, zameen pe rehne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai joaasman me udti hai par bachche zameen par deti hai? Chintu:airhostess!
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Banta ki maa- puttar tujhay yahan se jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga
Aur wapas aanay mein 3 din wo b naye car se?
Banta : maa ye car bananay wale bhi pagal hein janay k liay 4 gear
Or aanay ke liay sirf 1 (reverse) gear.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Raaz-aj bv ne bahut mara
Faraz-kyu?
Raaz-i was kissing katrena
Faraz- wow katrena kaif?
Raaz-nhi yar meri nokrani katrena
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Ik aadmi thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.
Doctor: kya hua?
Chhora: bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.
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Vo kaun sa dept h jahan aurte kam nahi kar sakti?
Santa fire bregade.
Banta vo kyon??
Santa kyonki aurto ka kam to aag lagana hota hai.
Aag bhughana nahi
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Pappu-papa mujhe baja dila do
Raaz-nahi tum sab ko tang karoge
Pappu-nahi papa kasam se jub so jayenge tab mai bajaunga
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Boy to girl-: aaj tumne belt gutne par kyon bandhi hai. Girl maine mummy se promise kiya hai ki tumhe belt se niche touch nahi karne dungi.
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Duniya ki her kali 1 din phool ban jati hai,
Lekin wo konsi kali hai jo kabhi b phool nahi banti?
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“chip-kali”
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Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola- lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi sunaun kya kya??
Ladki- haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya???
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Satsang main baba ramdev bole aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapre pehnati hain k sb nazar aata hai-unki shameez nazar aati hai,unki taange nazar aati hain, unka jism nazar aata hai, khula ang-pardarshan hota hai....
Peeche se awaz aayi,"baba g aap parvachan do..mood mat banao!
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Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
Boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message