How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
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How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Diffrence between fate n stupidity:
If ur father is poor,
Then its ur fate,
If ur father-in-law is poor,
It's ur stupidity..!!
~ Insult SMS Text Message

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in the USA.
Can u plz come down to the police station and show them it's a mistake?
~ Insult SMS Text Message

When I look at the sun I c u!
When I look at the moon I c u!
When I look at the sea I c u...
Well get out of my way!
~ Insult SMS Text Message