I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, i've lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...
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Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me ...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
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Advice: Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
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Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
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Exams are like Girlfriends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
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