What's for dinner?" is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. - mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic's notebook, 1966
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Harassed husband: honey, i invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: what? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and i can't cook meal.
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: then why did you invite the friend?
Husband: because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The wedding march always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. - heinrich heine
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter. - mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic's notebook, 1966
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination." - samuel johnson
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "i've found a man just like father!" her mother replied, "so what do you want from me, sympathy?"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - barbra streisand
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without."
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - sacha guitry, elles et toi, 1948
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is like going to
A restaurant your choice
From the menu,
And
Then look at neighboring
Table n wish you”d ordered that….
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A woman was telling her friend , "it was i who made my husband a millionaire."
"and what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " a multi-millionaire".
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Divorce to like an amputation. Sometimes it's necessary but it should be
Avoided if at all possible because it brings about a permanent disability.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message