Lady to her friend,
“me and my husband
Disagree on everything. . .
I’m too far to the right
And he’s too far to
The wrong.”
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented! - heinrich heine
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. - peter devries
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - anonymous quote
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

True relatives always
Stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. - doug larson
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Remember, you married her, you didn't hire her!" - said to critical, controlling husband.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it. - george macdonald
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy -
It's supposed to make you married.
Frank pittman
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. - william penn
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. - zsa zsa gabor
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I'd marry again if i found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year. - bette davis
~ Marriage SMS Text Message