Different phases of a man:
After engagement: superman
After marriage: gentleman
After 10 years: watchman
After 20 years: doberman
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. - thornton wilder
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. - duane dewel
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. - tommy manville
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) i am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Funny husband: your eyesight is still excellent !
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. - john mortimer, the trials of rumpole
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Son: how much does it cost to get married, dad?
Father: i don't know son, i'm still paying for it.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message