Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?
To see whether it will BOUNCE or not!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice...
Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message