Teacher: Anday Ka Faida Btao?
Student:Sir Bohot Faide Hain!
Agar ye Imtehan Mein Mil Jaye
To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hai…!!
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

TEACHERS:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

2Frnds afta gvng exam
Frnd1:yar,papr konsa tha
fnd2:Math ka
Fnd1:Mtlb tu ppr kr k aya ha
Fnd2:Chal be
Fnd1: phr
Fnd2:Sath wali bchi k hath me calculatr dkha tha
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Student University ke toilet mai gaya
Jab andar ja ke betha to samnay likha howa tha
Itna zor taleem par detay to exams mai pass ho jatay
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: Test yad hy?
Student: Jase he prhne betha to light chali gai, bad main is dar se parhne nahin betha k meri waja se phir light na chali jaye
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Utho Utho School Bus aa gai,
Ye keh kr unho ne jaga dya Faraz,
Aur ek hum nadan jin ko baad main yaad aya Summer Vacation hai.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia h0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hay
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Student ko love me interest hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiye
Ye bhu college me subject hona chahiye
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Ghajini Dekhne k Bad Andaza Hua k Hum Bhi Amir Khan Se kum Nhi Hai
Hum Bhi Padhta Hay
Samajhty hain
Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jaate hain
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
Student:
Mere Abbu!
Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?
Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Baap: Beta college mein tune kaun se
do mushkil kam sikhe?
Beta:
1)Danto se beer ki botle kholna.
2)Tez BIKE me bhi 1 Tili se cigerrete jalana
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Agr app ko apne BOARD ya University k exam main number lagvane ho to App muje foran apna
Naam aur Roll number send karo
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Main aap k lye DUA karo ga.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message