Sir:Tum Kal
School Q Nahi Aye?
Sakib:Sir Mujhe
Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.
Sir:Bird Flu
To Murgiyo
Ko Hota H?
Sakib:Aap
Rozana Murga
Jo Banate Thay.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?
BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,
Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

school bunkers
back benchers
study haters
class dhomers
treat takrs
party makers
fightrs
cheaters
HUM TO AISE HE prhain GE PUT LE JIS NE JO putna Hai
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Mam:SO SWEET
BACHA apni side K LADKE se bola:
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai…
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek student Dusre se:
Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka man kar raha hai
2nd Student:To phir chal kar thori parhia karte hein
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Modern Dictionary for Students:
*Muhbt: Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
*Talib-E-Ilm: Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
*Parda: Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
*Kitab: Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
*Dil: Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
*College: Tafre Gah,
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah…
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Miss:
Utarun kiya?
Student:
Miss apke kapre to us se bhi ziyada Piyare hain…
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
ustad ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher:
Translate into english:
in barishon se dosti achi nhi fraz
kacha tera mkaan hai, kuch to khyal kar
Sardar:
Frndshp wid these rains is not gud fraz,
How cheap iz ur home, behave urself.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher:
Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kr Do Gi.
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All Boyz
Shouted:
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Pehle mera
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Student: Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr
Dhoka ho gaya
Dost Kiya howa???
Student: mainay ghar se books ke liye paisay mangway thay
Ghar walon ne books hi bhijwa din
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai....
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Sir: Btaen khushfehmi kiya hoti ha?
Studnt: Sir peche dekhein
Miss apko bula rahi hain
Sir nai dekha to koi nahe tha.
Student: Sir yahe cheez khush fehmi hai:-p
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message