First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Dere was dis guy who told his woman dat he loved her
so much dat he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he iz going through hell.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message