Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - grace hansen
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Never criticize your wife's faults.
It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes tuesdays, i go fridays.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - oscar wilde
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Hail wedded love, mysterious law, true source of human offspring"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all. - anne sophie swetchine
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. - h.l. mencken
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. - g.b. shaw, getting married, 1908
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The grass looks greener . . . But it's astroturf.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message