Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne sms karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Jalney ko aag kehtain hein
Bujhay ko raakh kehtein hein
Garden ko bhaag kehte hein
Jo ap ke pas nahi ose dimag kehte hein
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Meray dukhon ki dhanak mein rang na bhar,
Mohabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kr,
Khushi meray gham k sung na kr
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Pappu yaar tang na kar!
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,
Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye karachi k halaat ki tarah.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Superman pe shair arz hy…
Ye man bohat he super hy…
Ye man bohat he super hy…
Isi liye iski chaddi pant ke uper hy ….. ;->
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
Jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
To 11 ve din nahana chahiye
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Us se pyar kar k meri qismat hi jaag gayi
Us se pyar kar k meri qismat hi jaag gayi
Main ne itne lover letter post kiye
K vo postman k saath hi bhaag gayi
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Wo aa kar giray hum pe bijli k khambay ki tarah,
Aap ki qasam current khaa kar maza aa gaya . . . . :p
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
Tum ko na koi aanch ho,
Aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
K jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Her khushi say khoobsoorat tairee sham kar dooon
Apna pyar or apni zindagi tairee nam kar dooon
Mil jayee bar bar ice cream ki offer agar
Har bar 2 cup khaoon or bill tere nam kr dooon
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Machar circulate kray,
Mobile vibrate kray,
Loadsheding behosh kray,
Tang mera pyar kray,
Isi liay to
Gulam ali kehtay hain. .!!!
Kesi hy ye duhai?
Kisi se koi pyar na kray;-)
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
Peeche walon ko age na jaane do
Aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche truck driver banoge.
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Lahor ki larkian dholki bjati hai,
Multan ki larkian halvay bnati hai,
Faislabad ki larkian kachori banati hain,
Aur karachi ki larkian sali mammo banati hai
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message

Dil ki chaaron drives pe mene,
Jaana tuj ko search kia,
Yahoo;yahoo:,google:,google
Kitna paisa kharch kia,
~ Funny Poetry SMS Text Message