A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he
Marries." - anonymous quote
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May the best of your past be the worst of your future
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When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place"
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When a guy is happily married, no matter what happens at work,
No matter what happens [during] the rest of the day, there's a shelter
When you get home. There's a knowledge, knowing that you can
Hug somebody without them throwing you downstairs and saying,
'Get your hands off me.'"
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, i never got to sleep alone until i was married. - lewis grizzard
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The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting. - michel de montaigne
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I never married because i have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
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A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
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