Raaz-dr.meri biwi ne petrol pi liya he
Or bhag rahi he
Dr-tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Gadhe ke samne 1 paani ki & 1 daru ki balti rakhi'
Gadha paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- jo daaru nahi pita vo gadha hai...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Cutest question of d week !
Kid: mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom: nahi to!
Kid: to phir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Madam=tum bahut badtameez ho gaye ho,main tumhe kya szaa du ? Kid=wo ldki jo 2nd banch pe baithi hai, mujhe uske saath bathroom mein bnd kr do..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Baap, bete se tum barey ho k kya bano ge
Beta! Abu me jangi jahaz ka poilet banu ga
Baap, lekin hame kaise pata chaley ga
K tum kon sa jahaz urah rahey ho
Beta! Abu jab me apne gaon ke uper se
Guzrun ga to bomb giraa dun ga,
Aap foran samj jaiye ga ke ye hamara beta hai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,
Sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila
Kion??
Sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
Kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
Mushkil singh. !
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Munna bhi: ye doctor log operation karte samay patiant ko sula kyon dete hai?
Circuit: bole to patiant khud operation karna sikh nale eslia bhia
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband:aaj sunday hai,aur me puri tarah se njoy karna chahta hu,esliya picture ke 3 ticket laya hu.
Wife:3 ticket kuy.
H:1 4 u
& 2 4 ur parents.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: kela kitne ka hay?
Kelay wala: 1 rupay ka ek.
Santa ji: kela 60 paisay ka do gay?
Kelay wala: 60 paisay ka kelay ka chilka milay ga.
Santa ji: ok! Ye lay 40 paise
Kela mujhe day chilka to rakh.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay?
Pathan (4)
Ustaad sahabash un k naam batao pathan: mashrik, maghrib, shumal, junoob.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy:panditji,meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai?
Pandit:beta,bhagwan ne tere bhagya me dukh nahi likhe to isme mai kya kar sakta hu.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other..
Boy- jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega.. ;-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek beautiful girl profesor se "mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu"..
Prof- kuch bhi
G.-ya
Prof-kuch bhi
Gr- ya
Prof-" to padh le beti..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message