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Techr to raaz-batao india ka jhanda sab se pehle kaha lehraya gya..?
Raaz-(sochne ke baad)
Hawa me
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

1 admi apni biwi se bola-raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.biwi-bas itna yad rakhna k dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Saas: bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha tha,
Kisi ne us ko toka,
Is ko cheel to lo.
Pathan bola : chelne ka kia zarorat he humko malum he is k andr kia he.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife:raat ko ghar me chor aaya or mujhe kiss karke chala gaya.
Pati- tumne roka nahi?
Wife- bhut kaha tha rukne ke liye, bola fir aaonga.....
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa and banta went to steal in ram,s house at night when he is sleeping
Santa drops a plate
Ram :kaun hai?
Santa: meow
Banta drops a plate
Ram : kaun hai?
Banta : ek aur billi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: pehle 3 the ab 4 ho gaye
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek aadmi university k chokidaar se:
Ye university kaisi hai..?
Chokidaar:
Zabardast...!
Mainey m.b.a yahin kiya
Aur
Foran nokri be mil gayi..! ;->
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa road se gujar raha tha.
Usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
Haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
Samosa pada ho.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Srk ko audition mein ek ladki ne bhaiya kaha aur wo ladki film ke liye select ho gayi secrtry ne pucha apno usko select kyon kiya srk ne kaha pehli baar to kisi ne bhai kaha hai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age
Kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:kaun si movie thi?
Husband:apni shadi ki
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo iss se wo thik ho jayegi.
Student:ppar sir us ko attack kaise dilaya jaye
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Lalu-rabri tum meri chand ho.
Rabri-ye ji ...humko chand-vand mat kahiye sasura america bale daily chadhte hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Dada-beta andar se mere daant lana
Pota-par dadu abi roti nhi bani hai
Dada-oy roti ko mar goli yar samnewali buddhi ko smile deni hai..!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message


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